STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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