I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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