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My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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