I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
This is my gift to your gina
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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