I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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