I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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