I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There r osticjed everywhere
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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