NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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