I'm jealous of your bromance
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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