I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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