He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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