Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The power of my boobs compel you
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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