she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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