And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
