I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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