She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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