Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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