Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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