i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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