Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
we're so committed to being not committed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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