did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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