No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
