I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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