it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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