doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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