Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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