I'm lost and stupid without you.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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