So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she pinky promised me she was 18
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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