no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Someone signed my nipple.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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