Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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