Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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