Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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