well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
