It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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