Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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