By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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