i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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