Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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