He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I could fuck to npr.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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