Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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