And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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