if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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