After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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