It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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