What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
