like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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