She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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