Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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