Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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