Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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