glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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