I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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