My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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