Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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