the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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