people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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