We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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