Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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